AT&T Hooking WiMax Is No Cheap Trick

Can you say, "wham, bam, thank you, mam?"

Well if you live in one of the more faster growing cities in Nevada you sure can.

Never to be second in the race to come first, but also a company which has proved they can blow it, the mother of all phone companies, MaBell's own AT&T has decided to break ranks and hook up the residents of Pahrump, NV with WiMax, avoiding the central office and bypassing any kind of possible bad intercourse found at the dslams by going to the air.

For those of you who have never been to Pahrump, the town is best known for its trailer park hideaways that house some of the nation's only legal brothels, just an hour or so outside of Sin City, Las Vegas.

AT&T's WiMaxx efforts are a wet dream for early adopters. It's got all the touchy, feeling, slap and tickle makings because playing with WiMax is a move akin to becoming a wireless mistress to it's own Cingular, but yet we all know that this is not just some cheap trick. Instead this "under the covers" activity, likely leaked by someone with a deep-throat source in Hookerville is more than likely Ma Bell's next daughter.